What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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