what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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