Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Lets Go Lakers!

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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my wife out of the kitchen

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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