- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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