- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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