- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Racial Equality

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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