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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

How did the black person die? Of old age

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Well this is pointless.....

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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