A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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