Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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1+1=2

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Anti Joke

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