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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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