- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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