- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Girls Lacrosse.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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