- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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