How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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