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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Connor is homo

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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