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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Rebecca Black's career.

No soap radio

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Kevin and Ramin

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

women's rights

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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