- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

nothing

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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