Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

A jew enters a mall.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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