so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

You're a frog

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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