- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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