- Anti Joke

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

whats up and also down? your mum

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Will nearis is here! Get it

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building