- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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