What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

silver bullet?

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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