Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

a man makes a bad joke

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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