- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Feminism

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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