2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

bologna

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Knock Know! Come in!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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