- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

womans having rights.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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