What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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SEX

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Anti Joke

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