- Anti Joke

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

whats green and slimy? green slim

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.