- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

My Boyfriend

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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