- Anti Joke

There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Barack Obama is a good president.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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