- Anti Joke

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out