- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

mikey is cute

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

I'm so punny.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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