- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

what do you call a black chef glendon

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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