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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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