Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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aodhan hearty

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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