- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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