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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

I am dyslexic

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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