What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Jebron Lames.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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