- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Skinny people fart less.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

The WNBA

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Women's rights

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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