Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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