a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

run farther?

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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