- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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