Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

cancer

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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