- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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