- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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