- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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