- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

"Knock knock..." "come in"

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Long joke Your such a downey

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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