What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Democracy.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

women's rights

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Anti Joke

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