A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Title IX

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Jersey Shore.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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