- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Your Mom The End.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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