- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Womens rights.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

whats 7+4? 74

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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