- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Drew Knowles is gay

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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