- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

The Ohio State Buckeyes

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

j.p. is dumb

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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