- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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