- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A French man gets into a fight

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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