- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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