- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Barack Obama.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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