- Anti Joke

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Anthony sucks

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

my wife out of the kitchen

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile