Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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