A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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How about that airline food?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Penis

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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