Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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