- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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