- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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