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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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