Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Im gay What about you

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What's 9+10 Ebola

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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