I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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