Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

How did the black person die? Of old age

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

Sarah Palin's political campaign

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Your Mom The End.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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