- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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