- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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