- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Womens basketball

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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