- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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