ecks! why zee?

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

don't read this

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Your mother just died.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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