Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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