- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

No because your face is really f***** up.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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