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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

YOU

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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