- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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