- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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