- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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