- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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