What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What fires shots? A gun

a man checks his mypsace

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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