Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

butt sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

A man walked into a bar owch

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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