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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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