- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

G:nock nock B:come in!

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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