- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

willam dafoe

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??