- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Cancer. Super Cancer.

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