- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

retard

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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