If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Once, I went to Peru.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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Anti Joke

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