- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

The EPA.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Womens Rights

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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