Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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