A hill billy went fishing

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What? Why?

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

world society

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

hextech crafting too opieop

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Rebecca Black's career.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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