I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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