What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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