Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Anti Joke

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