- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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