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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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