What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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John Cena

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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