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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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