Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

9/11 my birthday

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Waseem is a hard worker.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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