- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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