- Anti Joke

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

That is so fetch

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I