How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What's 1+1? 69.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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