Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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