- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

One, two, three, four and five

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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