- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

where is the world?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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