Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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