What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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epic win?

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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George W. Bush

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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