- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what is red and smells like paint red paint

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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